HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT, YES, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT. SOMEBODY TURN THE FUCKER DOWN, IT’S TOO BRIGHT! SHAME, JOHNNY WINTER’S GONE AND NEVER GOT THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVED BY BEING INDUCTED WHILE ALIVE INTO THE HALL, EVEN SAID YOU’D DO IT A FEW POSTS BACK, SHAME, HE’S GONE NOW, ASSHOLES YOU ACTUALLY DID abba BEFORE JOHNNY WINTER IN THE “ROCK HALL”. TAKE YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUTTS BEFORE YOU DIE FROM THE FUMES!

BY THE WAY, IF EVERYBODY PLAYS “VALENTINE’S DAY” TOMORROW, MAYBE I’LL HEAR IT FROM HERE! YES, LADIES & GENTS, VALENTINE’S DAY HAS A OFFICIAL SONG, CALLED APPROPRIATELY, “VALENTINE’S DAY”. SO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF DRIVING THE ROADS OF JERSEY ‘ROUND 2 A.M., AND YOUR THIRSTY CAUSE THE BARS IN JERSEY CLOSE AT GOD DAMN 2 A.M. IN THE MORNING, , TAKE THE TUNNEL, GO OVER TO THE N.Y. SIDE, THEY’RE OPEN 24/ 7 ! AND IF YOU GET TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE YOU CAN TAKE THE TRAIN HOME, TILL YOUR HALFWAY HOME AND REALIZE YOU LEFT YOUR FUCKING CAR IN N.Y.! WHAT THE HELL NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON SUNDAY, GO GET YOUR CAR!

WROTE THE WORDS TO THAT SONG SO LONG AGO FOR A GIRL, NO NOT YOU, SOMEONE ELSE, GUESS SHE’S STILL WAITING FOR ME TO GET HOME! AND I WON’T HAVE TO HEAR, “ALL RIGHT ALREADY, ENOUGH! GET OFF NOW!” LOVE HER ANYWAYS! JERSEY GIRLS, INDEED!